kingcandi:

start this fall with style

Mitchell Johnson | 13 February 2014

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)


  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

schrutedwights:

The Office x Weddings: Dwight x Angela

I WILL RAISE A HUNDRED CHILDREN WITH A HUNDRED OF YOUR LOVERS IF IT MEANS I CAN BE WITH YOU! 

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)