STORY TIME

yeah so today was pretty good~ first 2 i had english and we had a bit of a bludge like you had to be quiet but it was still a bludge and i got an extension on my essay for breaking my nose and being concussed for a bit yay me then i went to IGA n shit got a pepsi max and enjoyed myself a mother fucking melody pop bitch MELODY POP UP IN THIS SHIT OROIGHT then we had a sub for maths so Terry, Lily and I just spent the double looking up like ‘50 hottest actresses under 25’ n shit got some WAG ones n stuff that was fun then we went to maccas at lunch and had a fucking rippa time it was fab we made friends with one of the guys who works there yay us and then i had cooking and made some pasta + sauce with my girl Chef Halema that was some fun

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STORY TIME!

Today at lunch a bunch of us went down to maccas (fuck yeah VCE) and on the way back we were mucking around daring each other n shit and someone told Patrick he had no balls to get hit by a car and everyone shotty’d  not and we told the person who was last to get hit by a parked car and so then someone who didn’t have to do it was just like ‘here get hit by this one like this’ and he fell/jumped onto the bonnet of a car with a girl from our school in it but we didn’t tell him until  right afterwards oh my god funniest shit we laughed for like half an hour about it

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Story Time~

Today these year eights were playing cricket so me and some friends sat on the hill heckling them and peforming the task of unoficial 3rd umpire (which involved abusing the players if we thought it was a bad decision until it was reversed) and i eventually got bored so i decided to join in and as soon as i’d stood up i ran a couple of meters and took a ripper catch and the cunt of a batsman wouldn’t go out even after my amazing effort of coming into the game and taking a catch 2 seconds later he wouldn’t go out can you believe him? he is just not nice i mean come on

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Some photos from yesterday in bay 9 Fairly hekkers day at the cricket with Holly, Chloe, Jen, Rara, Maddie, Rheem, Ricky and Lachlan (Dan came too but he like bitched out before the end of the first session telling us he was going to the toilet and leaving!) it was rather exciting (: I had my vuvuzela confiscated early in the day but we managed to hang on to our whistles! we started some good chants, and got a wave from Mussey before my Sister arrived with my morph suit at the last drinks. After that we nearly got ejected and slapped with a $480 fine for the beautiful beer snake we helped the blokes next to us with and then couldn’t start a Mexican wave even after maybe 40 attempts through out the day, although i got some death threats, it was quality! after the game we got interviewd by some people with cameras and stuff and got maccas before heading home :D

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Story time! -the beer snake

omg so like with the beet snake i was really confused because the blokes next to us did most of the work but we helped collect cups and held it up and the coppers + security were mad at us and it’s like omg we didn’t drink any of them wut and then some bloke kept threatening to kill me and they did like nothing omg srsly get your priorites straight po po death threats are against the law~

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STORY TIME!

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Story Time!

These are the things that happened today

  • did reasonably well on my maths exam
  • got told by someone they had a sex dream about me
  • kicked mother fucking ass on my history exam
  • got told by someone they had a sex dream about me
  • had a blast
  • got told by someone they had a sex dream about me
  • got told i passed my food tech exam despite no study
  • got some work for world challenge
  • sex dream
  • about me
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STORY TIME

omg at Recess today, we went to play cricket with our bin and sit on our bench and stuf. AND THEY HAVE BEEN STOLEN! There’s all these skid marks around where they were, so we’ve assumed a car hit the bench and then they moved it or something. so that was heart breaking, but we still played cricket. we took one of the protective things from around one of the saplings near by to make wickets and we used my ball and a steak for a bat again. and it’s hard to describe what the surroundings are like, we were basically playing in a little valley kind of thing and on the other side of one of the hills it was just shit weeds and shit and rather steep and rocks and yeah.. but i was having a great innings before i played my beautiful pull (it was beautiful despite what happened) and the ball went over the hill and after 10 minutes of looking we decided it was lost.  I was a little annoyed because it was a spalding high bounce and yeah but then on my way home i found another one and it was amazing!

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STORY TIME!

There was a broken bench at school the other day. so we just took it up to behind the hill were we sit, and then today we walked past a bin and noticed it was only held to it’s little case thing by 1 bolt which we undid with our fingers. so now we have a bench and bin were we sit :D

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STORY TIME

omg today i touched one of Rara’s boobs, and it was barley a touch but everyone was acting like a got a full fucking handful grab and were llike ‘0MG AM0N U TACHED HER BEWB!!!!!!’ and Rara was a little annoyed but i’m just going to be her bitch for a week and she forgives me HOORAY!

In other news i ended up attempting to kiss several boys today much to their displeasure.thanks Rara,thanks a lot.

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